Stop Without a Farmhouse Near

bluhstrider:

djpaige:

But srsly though

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If you ever find yourself in a Disney movie

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And someone or something starts being mysteriously surrounded by lime green

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Stay away from the thing

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Everything lime green is evil

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Just remember that.

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Everything lime green is evil.

Every Villain ILime 

Via Sympathy For The Devil...

sushinfood:

katsumi-demonu:

john-kat:

being older than 15 in the homestuck fandom

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Being 18 and older in the Homestuck fandom:
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Being 25 and older in the Homestuck fandom

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*Is 25*  Yeah that’s pretty accurate.

Via This Is Where the Title Goes

pemwin:

ladybowtheboo:

asobita-i:

Reblog for the last one

it’s a game show where everyone eats the furniture in a room and tries to see which is made of chocolate

So basically you’re telling me this is the best fucking game ever created

The last one OMG

(Source: iraffiruse)


Via Blog Tier

troyesivan:

visiblecc1:

fuglypudding:

if watermelon exists why doesn’t earthmelon, firemelon and airmelon??

The elemelons

saying the word elemelons aloud was the funnest thing ive ever done

elemelons elemelons golly what a day HEY!

Via The Road Goes Ever On and On

How 3-day long weekends usually go

  • Day before long weekend: OMG Can it be the long weekend yet I have so much fun shit I want to do all this work/school/life is draining the life out of me
  • Long weekend day 1: WHOO LONG WEEKEND I'M NOT GOING TO DO ANYTHING LOOK AT ALL THE FUCKS I GIVE
  • Long weekend day 2: Oh man if this were a normal weekend I'd have to do real life tomorrow I'm glad I don't have to do that I think I will reward myself by doing nothing all day!
  • Long weekend day 3: Ugh, life again tomorrow. Oh well, back to doing nothing so I don't have to think about that. Why do I feel like I've forgotten something...
  • Day after long weekend: SHIT HOW DID I FORGET ALL THE THINGS REAL LIFE SUCKS... oh well next long weekend


sketchlock:

totallynotagentphilcoulson:

redvedev:

kurt-l-fahrenheit:

paredolia:

momanddadaism:

jesus fucking christ piglet what the fuck

no it’s ok, pooh had it coming

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shit

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wow what a douche

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yeah no really don’t feel sorry for him he’s a butthole

This post is now 80% better.

jfc pooh bear

I still think the funniest thing about all these comics is that they’re all legit official comics

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imessaged:

hover over each letter in this sentence for three seconds.

Via i know you guys were- in love, or whatever-

miketooch:

toramorigan:

ashazzminscreed:

omfgcate:

dqdbpb:

we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?

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#ITS GONNA BE MAY

HOW DOES THIS MAKE ME LAUGH EVERY FUCKING YEAR!?

Fkdkskgoskhlskosofksbshajakak holy shit

shit not this again

Ok so this is the first year I’ve seen this post and THAT IS FUNNY

Via Toochblr

eternalastra:

You okay there Tumblr?



fuck-kirk:

It’s a metaphor, see


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